Your seat
Evening, degenerate.
Signed in as you@thursdaygame.com. Your subscription is active, your downloads are below, and Sal says hi. He doesn't, but we're contractually obligated to say that.
Subscription
Table Stakes · Active
- Renews
- October 4, 2026 · $6.99
- Payment
- Visa ending 4242
- Member since
- June 12, 2026
Cancel? Fine. Your seat stays open until October 4, and Sal will pretend he doesn't care.
Activation
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DD-TABLE-7K2Q-9RMX- Machines
- 2 of 3 in use — the basement laptop and the kitchen tablet
Sal's tab
14nights hosted
212blinds raised
31breaks called
6:42longest night
0times muted
Proposed: counted by the app on your machine, shown here only if you choose to sign in on it. Sal does not report to us. He barely reports to you.
The exit
Delete your account and everything we hold about you. Your subscription ends immediately with no refund for the rest of the month, and Sal will not remember you. He didn't before.